How to fold an underwear

Okay, I never thought I'd see this anywhere... and wouldn't have
known to think I'd see it until I'd seen it:
http://www.ehow.com/how_2183757_fold-an-underwear.html

It explains how to fold underwear. It states that it can be
addictive. Great, another thing for me to fight becoming addicted to!!

I can see this now:
Moderator: "Mrs. C, please stand if you will and introduce yourself
and why you're here with us at UFA."
Me: "Oh, yes, of course." (Stands up.) "Hi, I'm Mrs. C, and I'm
addicted to folding underwear."
Group: "Hi, Mrs. C. Welcome to Underwear Folders Anonymous."

Yeah, great. Thanks, eHow. And all I wanted to know was why I'm
full of static cling and Dale is not. I suspect my liquid intake
could have something to do with it, but... it seems just as bad even
when I drink a lot of water in hopes of fixing the problem. So that
theory isn't quite right...

~nv