I WANT VS.NET TO HAVE MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In addition to vb.net and c# and God-knows-what-else... it does xml.

Now, not a huge deal in and of itself, I mean, xml seems
straightforward enough, but... get a huge data-filled file, and you
get sick of entering stuff. This... this... it allows you to view the
fields in a table. It's like filling in an excel spreadsheet with
your data. No more DAMNED REPETITION!!

Back to class...